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So..

Figuratively speaking.. while you are out.. smoking weed with your friend.. you come home to find your girlfriend/boyfriend has cleaned your room from TOP TO BOTTOM.. done laundry, folded and all.. did dishes that you so foolishly didn’t bother to clean.. what do you do? 

Do you just ignore saying “thank you” at all? Did you comment on how nice everything looked? Or that the fire hazard of 2 surge protectors COMPLETELY full looked so nice and organized? 

I’m thinking this almost 3 year relationship has grown stale enough. I want something different, even if that different is me, myself, and I for the rest of my life. I have my make-up, wow, tattoos, and vinyl toys to keep me happy. It’s quite sad when all I do is take showers, clean, and drink booze.. because that’s the one thing I can control in this relationship. How clean I am, how clean the place is and how drunk I am. I could probably develop a complex out of this.

I had to drag a “thank you, you’re welcome” sentence out of him 3 hours later. He already welcomed his thank you… Good thing, cause I would have told him to fuck off.

…MF!

Going out on a limb here but I FUCKING HATE THE ALLIANCE. Losers, the lot of them. Twats. “Look at me, I want to play a human, it’s what I do IRL and I do it in game”… “I want to be a pretty night elf with the name Legolas and be a hunter! WEEEEE!!!” No. Fuck it, fuck them. I hate the fact the Horde even has blood elves.. THIS IS THE HORDE, THE MOTHER FUCKIN’ HORDE. PLAY AN UGLY TOON AND BE BADASS OR GTFO. I also hate paladins and any dipshit with 30k+ health in bgs. Whatever.

AND GET RID OF WSG! What an awful waste of time BG.

Peeeveeepeeee.

I’ve decided that no matter how bad I am at it (pvp), there will always be an afk jerk who will do worse! Win!